Philibuster

There are horrible ways to die and there are quick and easy ways to die. If for some reason you decide to exit life stage left then it’s normally a good idea to try for one of the easier to do/quick/painless ways about it. You know pull a trigger and bam you’re done. Cutting your wrists is pretty quick but only if you get a good cut the first time around. Still it is a common method. Stabbing yourself repeatedly with a blunt object is not high on the list of ways I want to die ever. Any method that involves the groin region is also a big DO NOT WANT! Putting the two together is exactly what a window washer did in the UK. If you work as a window washer on the side of a freaking building you don’t need to look very far for a way to kill yourself.

Just jump.

But instead he decided to take a giant, blunt,  souvenir pencil that belonged to his mother and stab himself in the groin until he died from blood loss.

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My keyboard can’t accurately describe my screams when reading this article.

What kind of retard puts a bunch of needles under their skin only to be found years later when you experience sharp pains. Well this guy.

They pulled over a hundred needles out of his body. From all parts of his body. Crazyness I don’t understand how you wouldn’t notice them as you moved around. Well, actually he did notice them cause the pain was why he went to the doctors in the first place, but not for years. Here’s the article.

Ok this is the grossest thing I have seen today all week. It’s really horrible to think about how some of the medical problems where handled back in the day. Take this poor guy. He lost his nose and parts of his face in order to fix him up he had to give up a finger as well. They sewed his middle finger on the gapping hole that used to be his nose and left it for a few weeks or whatever. Then when the skin had all fused together and turned into a gross looking blob they snipped the finger off. Leaving it to hang off his face.

Here’s the final result.

Aside from the obvious joke about walking around flipping off the entire world, which would be totally understandable given this guy’s situation, I think this is a horrible idea. I’d rather have a wooden nose with a strap. Apparently this type of “fix” was used a lot in world war 1 and that there will be more photos uploaded to the flickr account that holds this travesty.

Two things. One I will never ever look at an office chair the same way again. I have a newly acquired fear of dying from a bleeding anus caused by an office chair exploding upwards.

The story goes that a 14 year old boy got his ass blown off by the gas cylinder in the chair exploding. The picture looks pretty grim but hey what? Don’t you think if anyone had been sitting on that chair it would be uh, a little bit messier. That’s a pretty big chunk taken out of the seat. I’m sure that a comparable chunk would have gone missing from boy in question. So while the story makes my butt cringe just thinking about it I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit.

Second a guy named Dirk proved that strong magnets are not to be taken lightly. He lost the tip of his finger and his finger nail when one of the magnets flew 20 inches to smack into the other one. Guess where his finger was.

Well that’s a dammit if I ever saw one. Oh yeah can’t figure out what the white thing is. It’s his finger nail.

I’m sorry where you eating lunch?