Bah, Valentines day. A day to celebrate consumer sheepism and corporate greed. It’s mostly a useless day because hey if you have someone special you already have a set day to celebrate your love, It’s called your anniversary. No need to put out another day and broadcast everything to everyone and damn need require the purchasing of candy.
All that aside if I had a girlfriend I would probably still do something nice for her. I’m sweet like that. In the past though I have tried to do things that didn’t involve mass consumerism.
I’ve compiled a list of interesting odd valentines crap for your amusement.
Nothing says “I love you” like pork. Esp when it’s in a heart form. Thanks Gizmodo.

And we can’t ever forget bacon.

Yes, there is someone in the world that is receiving this card at this very moment and they are loving it. In fact there will probably be very wrong and weird fetish sex after the exchange of cards. Thank you BaconBaconBacon.
Ten bacon goodness gift for the bacon lover, from Yes but no but Yes. There are bacon flavored bubbles on that page. Yes that’s right Bacon Flavored Bubbles.
If you are late on your gift and running out of time why not get rid of that gun you’ve got lying around. The police of Columbia South Carolina are running a “Guns for Roses” trade in program. You bring a gun you get some roses. I’ve heard about gun trade in programs before and this one sort of blows. You aren’t really getting anything of value. I mean come on a gun for, what, a dozen roses. Screw that there have been guns for xbox or other cool stuff. Plus it’s not an amnesty program so don’t turn in that gun you used to kill that hooker or you’ll be receiving a whole other kind of loving from your new cell mate.